Jan 11, 20121

Kate Beckinsale Sexes Up The Late Show

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People* are always telling me how much I look like Kate Beckinsale, I so I finally sent her my photo and petitioned to be her “Underworld:Evolution” stand-in. I also petitioned to be her high priestess and astral guide, but she didn’t take me up on those offers, either. People just can’t look past a harelip, no matter how practiced in advanced magick and crystal gazing you might be.

*My grandma

Arriving at The Late Show with David Letterman to promote “Underworld: Awakening”:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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  1. anony

    I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

    Jan 12th, 2012

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