Jan 19, 20121
Jessica Simpson Has One Hell of a Sty — and a Penis Mask
Tags: acne, boil, Jessica Simpson, mask, penis, sty

The giant penis mask Jessica Simpson’s wearing is still not the most awful thing about this picture. Check out the boil under her eye. That shit’s Biblical. All I could think about was Job scraping that hideous thing with a piece of broken pottery.

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sonya
That looks like Admiral Akbar’s deformed sister.
Jan 20th, 2012
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