Jessica Simpson Has One Hell of a Sty — and a Penis Mask

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The giant penis mask Jessica Simpson’s wearing is still not the most awful thing about this picture. Check out the boil under her eye. That shit’s Biblical. All I could think about was Job scraping that hideous thing with a piece of broken pottery.

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  1. sonya

    That looks like Admiral Akbar’s deformed sister.

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