Miley Cyrus Hearts Big Black… Cake
Tags: birthday, cake, Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus, penis
Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s 18th birthday last weekend by pretending to lick the balls of the giant cake penis erected in his honor. Let’s all take a moment to process that, shall we? TMZ says:
The massive phallic confection was rolled out Saturday night at Club Icon in Downtown L.A. — and 19-year-old Miley quickly jumped at the photo op … posing alongside the [penis cake].
Some party goers tell us … 19-year-old Miley was drinking alcohol and partying all night.
There are so many questions this photo leaves unanswered — chief among them “Why a penis cake for an 18-year old heterosexual male?” — but that’s not important here. What’s important is that Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Christmas in Canaan” vision of racial equality has been realized through his own daughter. It’s a Hallmark moment in and of itself.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Izzy
It’s got to be a cry for help when his older brother is banging a model and Liam is stuck with this hillbilly trailer trash. I think that penis cake is trying to tell us something.
Jan 25th, 2012
sonya
A penis cake with a big red sore. Yum.
Jan 27th, 2012
Kiara
It’s not a sore it’s a heart!
Mar 17th, 2012
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