Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She’s Sexy

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Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps trying to convince us she’s still sexy and not at all fat but posting overtly photoshopped pics of herself on Twitter. Contrary to what my dad always told me, you apparently can stuff ten pounds of shit in a five-pound sack. Just so long as there’s a magic wand and clone tool to clean up all the stuff that spills over.

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    “Thinks” is the key word in that sentence.
    If it wasn’t for her breasts, she might as well be a Wal-Mart cashier.

  2. johnsvo64

    My question is,……where is a picture of YOUR fat ass??

  3. Alan

    I’d suck her tits, slap her ass, wrap her legs around my neck, get busy with her bejeweled va-ja-ja, and pop a load into her every orifice.

    Thatisall.

  4. Bubba Watts

    She thinks she is sexy because she is sexy. Great face, tits and ass.

  5. Observerwwtdd

    I’d fuck her….. and let it be known to a select circle of friends…….

    ……there is nothing wrong with JLH that my cum on her face can’t cure…..

  6. Canada Guy

    Its a shame that she isnt skinny and plastic enough for your liking.
    Personally I think she is naturally very pretty and girl next door gorgeous.

  7. Sailor Sam

    This is why straight men should be the ones to decide which woman is hot and which isn’t. Any man who doesn’t want to fuck JLH is a flaming homo

  8. Fred

    You always come off like a sad, fat sack of crap, you fucking loser.

  9. Dammen

    why do so many people say she’s not fat
    she’s really fat as hell

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