Candice Swanepoel’s butt lotioner is the luckiest woman in the world. (Celeb Slam)

The trashiest Spring Break destinations, because it’s about that time. (COED Magazine)

A whole mess of hot chicks in bikinis at the beach. (G Celeb)

If you’re not a fan of “The Twilight Zone,” this episode will change that. Just watch it and see. (Caveman Circus)

This lingerie football playoff video even includes a de-pantsing! (Busted Coverage)

So it appears that Prince Harry likes to get his geek on. He’s definitely the cokehead of the royal family. (Gawker)

The Ferris Bueller Super Bowl ad everyone’s been waiting for (seriously, hit up Google trends and see for yourself) is finally online. (INF Daily)

Shakira looks all kinds of sultry at the 13th Annual NRJ Music Awards. (Moe Jackson)

Britt Robertson is in a bikini! I don’t know who Britt Robertson is! Yay exclamation points! (The Blemish)

Rooney Mara snatches a role out from underneath Blake Lively. Ooh, catfight! (Celebitchy)

Snoop Dogg calls Kim Kardashian a bitch: the video. I guess it’s his way of apologizing for guest-starring on “Big Time Rush.” (popbytes)

Tila Tequila’s workout routine looks suspiciously like shameless attention-whoring. I guess we’ll never know the truth. (The Grumpiest)

Flava Flav’s daughter arrested for battery. I’ll keep my racist jokes to myself today. God knows how fucking sensitive you are. (Bitten & Bound)

Busy Phillips takes the cake for the SAG Awards’ worst-dressed. And possible worst-named. (Evil Beet)