Quickies: It Takes Two

Feb 2, 20120

Twenty of Jennifer Lopez’ sexiest pictures, all coincidentally before she had kids. (COED Magazine)

The classic supermarket episode of “Married with Children.” (Caveman Circus)

Rosie Jones and her perfect 100% natural boobies in the unfortunately-monikered Nuts magazine. (G Celeb)

Kelly Brook in a bikini… sans the photoshop. (The Grumpiest)

Joan Rivers smoking pot: the video! (Hollywood Rag)

Finally, someone at Madrid Fashion Week caters to those of us who want more beavers front and center at the Oscars. (Moe Jackson)

Blake Lively’s sex card only has four holes, which sound a lot dirtier than it actually is. (Allie is Wired)

If you’ve never seen photos of Catrinel Menghia, you haven’t lived, my friend. (Use My Computer)

Minka Kelly shows off her sexy everything. (Popoholic)

Ellen DeGeneres and Michelle Obama in a push-up contest: the video. (Bitten & Bound)

Now we have a whole new kind of dirty bomb to worry about. (Jezebel)

Taylor Swift attempts beat-boxing with LL Cool J. SPOILER ALERT: She sucks. (Evil Beet)

Kate Upton for Carl, Jr.’s totally beats the hell out of Kim Kardashian for Carl, Jrs. See for yourself! (Celeb Slam)