Katy Perry wears a pink wig while posing as a mermaid for a hair care ad campaign. Yeah, doesn’t make sense to me, either. (Anything Hollywood)

Maggie Gyllenhaal keeps up the Schlumpy McSchlumperson vibe with weird clogs/boots/quilted blanket hybrid shoes. (INF Daily)

If you ever wondered what sex with Chuck Norris would be like, this will give you an idea. (Caveman Circus)

Ashley Greene looks hot paying for parking in LA. (Moe Jackson)

Snooki peed herself on the dance floor. I suppose that would be called “The Pee-Pee Dance”? (The Blemish)

Vanity Fair names their “Fresh Young Stars of 2012″ in an artsy-fartsy spread. (Backseat Cuddler)

Once you’re named a “Porta Potty” legend, you can only go down from there, am I right? (The Dirty)

Could Angelina Jolie put another notch on her belt for supposedly destroying Johnny Depp’s relationship with Vanessa Paradis? (Celebitchy)

Madonna’s new music video features M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj, which are two great reasons not to watch it. Mmm, make that three. (Hollywood Rag)

Michael Fassbender works The Handsome for August Man. (Socialite Life)

Mena Suvari rocks the spandex. (The Grumpiest)

Bruce Willis told Demi to go to rehab, but she chose whip-its and penis cake. Wouldn’t you? (The Superficial)

This dude won a George Clooney lookalike contest in Ireland. I suppose that is the best they can do with a limited gene pool. (Holy Moly!)

Mila Kunis does the sexy nerd glasses look well. (G Celeb)

This woman who banged 1,000 guys used to be a dude. Wow, that would really fuck with your head. (COED)