Demi Moore Checks Into Rehab

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Fresh off a seizure spawned by a myriad of technically-legal chemicals and her ex-husband’s affair, Demi Moore has checked into the famous Cirque Lodge in Utah. Radar Online says:

Ashton Kutcher’s estranged wife began her treatment at Cirque Lodge several days ago, a source tells E!

It’s expected she’ll be there at least 30 days.

The drug and alcohol treatment center overlooking the Sundance ski resort is a celeb favorite. Mary-Kate Olsen [and] Lindsay Lohan [were both] treated there.

And what resounding successes those two gals are. Mary-Kate Olsen has clearly conquered her anorexia and Lindsay Lohan is the very picture of sobriety these days. Forty grand might seem like a lot of money, but with an impressive track record like that, I think we can all agree it’s money well-spent. They’ll have Demi cured in no time.

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Anony

    She finally reached her goal: to be a stick-woman with huge porcelain veneers on her teeth.

  2. RebelBoy

    she looks like a jewish death camp woman in a red dress!
    F&^%$#@# celebrities?

  3. cupid

    Why so many stars crazy about the —– milcupid. com—-? Are they lonely? OK,I’m admit that,it’s really a good place to have datings or find soulmates there

  4. RebelBoy

    CUPID….quit shleppin’ the dating thing everywhere, ya commercial whore!

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