The beautiful Kim Cloutier in Cosmo UK. (G Celeb)

If “Twilight’s” Kristen Stewart being replaced by… Jackie Chan? It’s the best thing that could happen to that franchise. (Celeb Jihad)

Whitney Houston’s doing great. You can tell by how sweaty she is. (Celeb Slam)

Beyonce and Jay-Z have already trademarked their baby daughter Blue Ivy’s name. Wow. (Celebitchy)

LeAnn Rimes’ head looks like it was kept in a vice overnight. Seriously, she looks like one of those Utapau natives in Star Wars Episode III. (Evil Beet)

If you’re feeling blasphemous today, ten seriously funny Jesus pictures. (Caveman Circus)

That’s why you wanna steer clear of Pepper Roy. He steals shit. (The Dirty)

Remember Yesica Toscanini in the 2007 Sports Illustrated issue? Allow me to jog your memory and your dominant hand. (Moe Jackson)

Snooki and JWoww claim that The Situation is actually gay. It makes sense if you stop and think about it. (popbytes)

Hilary Duff’s rack is three times it’s regular size. Hooray for pregnancy hormones!(Popoholic)

Amanda Tapping’s name rhymes with “fapping.” I don’t think that’s just a coincidence. (UseMyComptuer)

Aw, it’s the first nipslip of New York Fashion Week! That means six more weeks of winter! (Holy Moly!)

Madonna calls M.I.A.’s middle finger “negative and out of place.” Said the lady who once masturbated with a crucifix live on stage. (Bitten & Bound)

Amy Adams’ baby is adorable. (INF Daily)