Charlie Sheen has reportedly added a third goddess to his Warlock tribe at Sober Valley Lodge. I’m sure she brings a lot of orifices to the table. The Daily Mail says:
The troubled 45-year-old actor is said to be dating 26-year-old Megan Levant, joining the other two women in his life Natalie Kenly, 24, and Rachel Oberlin, also 24.
Levant has apparently been dating the former Two and a Half men star for a few months.
The blonde newcomer “often goes out wearing next to nothing and is not shy about sex,” a source told the newspaper. “She loves porn and is a regular visitor to the Playboy mansion.”
Boy, what a lucky girl. Charlie Sheen is about to make all her dreams come true! Assuming she dreams of a lifetime of anal warts and pelvic inflammatory disease. Congratulations all around!