Abbie Cornish has a new movie currently stinking up a cinema near you, so naturally she got her tits out in next month’s Esquire in the hopes you’ll go see it. It’s a little declassé if you ask me. There’s a fine line between self-promotion and out-and-out whoring. Just like there’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. It’s just too bad that neither of us knows where that line happens to be.