Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
WRONG: the dress RIGHT: everything else
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
Get Miranda's radiant complexion with Laura Mercier's Illuminating Tinted Moisturizer. ($43)
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
Beef up your brows to Miranda-proportions with Dior's brow pencil in Sand. ($29)
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
Get Miranda's orange-y red pout with Yves St Laurent's Silky Sensual Radiant Lipstick in Extreme Coral. ($34)
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
Michael Kors pave bangle bracelet looks good whether you're wearing just one or six. ($145)
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
Choose a decoration-only size clutch with a glossy finish, like this box clutch from Rocio. ($481)
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
Elongate your legs to supermodel-status with these gorgeous (and on sale!) Stuart Weitzsman black satin pumps. ($166)
Miranda Kerr Pre-Oscars Party
And what part of her look did she do the most right of all? The mancessory on her arm, of course! Get your own mancessory here from Cowboys for Angels (price upon request)
Model Miranda Kerr wore the Bianca dress from Peter Pilotto’s Spring 2013 collection to the Pre-Oscar party in L.A. last night, and any other time I would have taken one look at this dress and deemed her a fashion fail without batting an eye. But something stopped me this time. Sure, her dress looks like one of those play mats with train tracks printed on them and yes, maybe the bottom half looks like cauliflower ear, but her sleek ponytail, flawless makeup and understated accessories effectively neutralize it. The hideousness of the dress is tempered by the awesomeness of the rest of her look. She’s like a fully-loaded Pinto. She breaks even.
