Adrianne Curry celebrated her 30th birthday over the weekend by putting on a bikini and showing off her lightsaber skills for everyone at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas. Only she did it all wrong. Pick a lightsaber methodology and stick to it, woman! You can’t just switch from Soresu to Juyo all willy-nilly like that. The Way of the Vornskr and Way of the Mynock are two totally different styles of lightsaber combat. If you’re gonna masquerade as the patron whore of the geek, at least do some damn research first. This shit is just insulting.

Get Adrianne’s bikini look, but lose the light saber.