Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Ali Lohan is the new
T&A face of Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line, but some have already deemed her ads too risque for a sixteen year-old girl. The Daily Mail says:
Lindsay Lohan’s little sister has shocked fans [by wearing] a cleavage-baring red frock and a see-through dress bearing her bra and underwear [while] kneeling down in stiletto heels.
The line is inspired by Marilyn Monroe and ‘salutes modern women who understand that confidence can be bewitching and classic sophistication is always in vogue’.
I get all the confidence I need from my deodorant. And last time I checked, knee pads didn’t fall under the umbrella of “classic sophistication.” Maybe what she meant to say was “ass-end copulation.” Big words never really were Lindsay’s forte.