Ali Lohan Sluts It Up For 6126

Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Ali Lohan is the new T&A face of Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line, but some have already deemed her ads too risque for a sixteen year-old girl. The Daily Mail says:

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister has shocked fans [by wearing] a cleavage-baring red frock and a see-through dress bearing her bra and underwear [while] kneeling down in stiletto heels.

The line is inspired by Marilyn Monroe and ‘salutes modern women who understand that confidence can be bewitching and classic sophistication is always in vogue’.

I get all the confidence I need from my deodorant. And last time I checked, knee pads didn’t fall under the umbrella of “classic sophistication.” Maybe what she meant to say was “ass-end copulation.” Big words never really were Lindsay’s forte.

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