In the last month alone, Amanda Bynes was involved in two “driving mishaps” in addition to being arrested for driving under the influence. Fast forward to this past Friday afternoon, and the 26-year-old “actress” sideswiped a truck with her Range Rover but neglected to exchange her insurance information with the driver. Mostly because she never stopped or even noticed she’d struck another vehicle. People magazine says:
“At 4:25 p.m., we were notified of a possible hit-and-run,” LAPD Sgt. Ben Zucker [said]. “The caller followed Miss Bynes for a short distance to a gas station.”
“It turned out the damage to the pick-up truck was so minor that… we decided not to charge her with hit and run. [Instead officers] took a traffic report and sent her on her way. There were no arrests made and no one was injured.”
Statistically speaking, the only actress more dangerous behind the wheel of a car is Lindsay Lohan. I’d sooner trust a one-eyed chicken on a tricycle steering with only its beak to pedal me down the Santa Ana freeway before I’d get in a fucking car with either one of those bitches.
Hungover last week: