I was relieved to find out this beautiful woman was actually a man. Now I’m not nearly as conflicted about hitting them for wearing that ridiculous nose ring.
In other news….
Sad news — James Gandolfini died today at the age of 51. (Celebitchy)
Kristen Stewart tries to dine unnoticed at Hooters, as I presume all patrons without testes do. (Daily Stab)
Emmy Rossum looks… different. That’s as nice as I could make it sound. (ICYDK)
Ralph Wiggum’s guide to life — it’s unpossible! (Mandatory)
Rihanna clubs one of her fans with a microphone during a concert: the video. (Celeb Slam)
Paula Deen admits to using the n-word in a deposition. First diabetes, and now this. 2013 is NOT Paula Deen’s year. (The Blemish)
Who wins in a capybara/Boston Terrier staring contest> (Jezebel)
Exploring the bland interchangability of the USA Network’s shows. (Pajiba)
The Today Show director got fired today, albeit in a roundabout patronizing way. (Huffington Post)
Justin Bieber’s cat has a Twitter account, which I would follow before I’d ever follow Justin Bieber. (Evil Beet)
Miley Cyrus has a new video. Squee! (DS)
The real reason Selena Gomez is so thin… and it’s not pretty. (BG)