In Touch Weekly — who was the first tabloid magazine to break the news of Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy with twins last year, by the way — is claiming that Brangelina is knocked up again and already three months along with her seventh child. Dear God. Us Weekly says
In Touch claims Jolie announced she was pregnant in a London restaurant when a waiter tried to pour her [an alcoholic] drink. The magazine says beau Brad Pitt was annoyed because he wasn’t ready to go public with the news. In Touch also reports Jolie pushed forward filming of Edwin A. Salt so her bump wouldn’t be visible.
Look, if it’s complete asexualization of their pseudo-marriage she was looking for, she could have just lopped off Brad’s wiener with pruning shears and glued some tortellini where his dick used to be. Almost as good as a vagina, and it’d save them all a whole lotta time in the long run.
Angie at the 12th Annual Hollywood Film Festival’s Awards Gala last month:
How bad is it that I actualy can believe this is true? Jennifer Aniston should have her womb bronzed for avoiding this fuckery.
Jennifer Aniston whinny interview in…4..3..2..
Gah. When will this women give her poor uterus a break? That can’t be very healthy. I bet it’s still a saggy, soggy scab of a womb after birthing two crotchfruits.
She is vile. She’s got all the feminine curves of a two-by-four covered in gang graffiti. Is she trying to give the Duggar family/cult a run for it’s money?
sometimes i forget how truly young she is. most of the time i think she’s in her late 30s or early 40s because of the way she looks and acts
She def dont want brad to stray the way he did with jen…lol! ummm 7 kids, thats definitely making the baby daddy obligated for sure!!!! Its too funny.
Angelina is 3 Months Pregnant with Child Number 7….lol
This woman must have some deep-rooted psychological issues. To collect babies is obscene. It’s hard enough to give one or two children the kind of love and attention they deserve nowadays. To just have kids to “add to the number” is irresponsible and cruel. I foresee a big “crash” in the near future. That family is a “timebomb” waiting to happen. And NOW they talk about getting married? Why, for heaven’s sake???
Well she is using the oldest trick in the book for some women-trap him with kids. Clearly she went off on the adoption bandwagon with baby 3. Then decided that she had to have baby 4 (Shiloh). Still not satisfied she went for baby 5 and 6. If it is the case that she is pregnant again, clearly she is making a point. But she doesnt have to have so many to trap him, just one would have sufficed. As for Jen, Angelina is sticking it to her very well cause I bet her heart breaks every time she hears the news. it would do the same to me cause we are all human beings afterall. But she has a part to play in this train wreck. If she was not so career focused and body-minded maybe this trainwreck could have been avoided. Now I need to learn from her fate, and consider giving my husband his wishes rather than dancing around the baby issue for seven years.
Dude, are you serious??? Angelivirgina must be crazy!
Brad need to stick his dick in a cooler or something. Poor kids!
Well, Angelina and Brad can take care of the gang and give them what they need. So what if she wants to have more kids, if she was not in film making this conversation would never be happening. Jennifer should have given the man at least 1 kid doing a 7 year marriage, she has money to get her body back in shape, hey Angie doing it. It was fucked up the way Brad went about leaving her, but life goes on and broken hearts can be repaired. I’m a strong believer in what you do to people will come back to bit you in the ass.
some women go their entire life not being able to have a child…some women have them and don’t want them and throw them away, to the streets or to abuse…if they want 20 kids and can love them, in their own way, who is anyone to judge…if they can afford them and not be welfare junkies, then more power to them…this conversation should be directed at the welfare woman who keep having babies with different men, don’t keep track of them and don’t care for them…my taxes aren’t paying for Brangelinas babies
ANGELINA IS MENTAL !! BRAD NEEDS TO GET AWAY FROM HER,
wow its not a shock at all. shes a mommy maker and hes horney, wt can u say when u put those two in the room together. all i can say is TIE UR TUBS BITCH……….