Anna Kournikova in Tatler Russia Magazine
Anna Kournikova returns to her Russian roots in Tatler Russia, which would be great, except for the fact that it looks nothing like her. I didn’t know the Russians were so adept at Photoshop. Of course, I don’t know anything about Russians except that they can’t pronounce w’s, they drink vodka and their greatest contribution to the U.S. were Natasha Fatale and Boris Badenov. There’s a reason my high school diploma is printed on the back of the newspaper ad insert for Carl’s Jr. and it says I graduated from the School of Channels 2-13.