Anna Nicole Is the Devil

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Daniel Smith’s fatal drug overdose may have been instigated by Anna Nicole’s kinda sorta husband and former lawyer, Howard Stern. TMZ reports:

The Coroner in the Bahamas will conduct a formal inquest into the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son. A source in the coroner’s office says that one of the witnesses will testify [that Howard K. Stern] gave Daniel methadone… and flushed the remaining methadone down the toilet after Daniel died. The Coroner made a quick decision to hold the inquiry after getting the police file on the case last Friday.

You know, selling exclusive interviews and pictures to the tabloids to cash in on her son’s death seemed evil enough, but marrying her son’s murderer is just plain demonic deviltry. And I know that’s redundant, so all the grammarians out there can shove it up their asses. I wouldn’t be surprised if Anna’s head started spinning around and she started speaking in Latin when she’s called to testify. Come to think of it, the one time I watched “The Anna Nicole Show,” I spontaneously urinated in the middle of the floor and barfed up a lot of green vomit. It could have been the bottle of Absinthe and the couple of Clozapine I’d had for dinner, but I’m pretty sure it was because Anna Nicole is the devil.

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10 Reader Comments

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Ah, ooooooooookey dokey…

    Anyway, lawyer man better get his shit together, he’s probably gonna be doing a lot of anal. And by that I mean he’ll be getting sodomized by several large convicts.

  2. I remember when her sons death was first reported on the Fish. All the panty-waists came out and scolded all the Anne Nicole haters… saying it’s not nice to talk about her like that and all that goody-goody crap!

    Where are ell the Anna Nicole supporters now? Huh?

  3. One Legged Turkish Prostitute with boils

    I support Anna Nicole as she look like she would eat many barley and carrots with little waste to clean for the barn and also carry big load of yams for to sell at market on days when vagina is too blistered to make prostitute with rich Japanese diamond farmer.

  4. Rick

    You people are sick, but i do think her Attemted Marilyn Munroe facial exppressions are even sicker. Anna COMPLETELY Grosses me out in her attempts to mimic Marilyn Munroe’s facial postures.

    Anna was disillusioned . Her Character

  5. stacie

    what anna nichole did to Larry Burkhead was cruel. She led him to believe he was the father, but when he tried to get her off drugs she took off to the Bahama’s with Howard. And i don’t feel sorry for her, in a way she got what she deserved.. As a woman and a mother I can’t believe she would consume the amount of drugs she did with her unborn child living inside her..it’s sick.. as far as I’m concerned she didn’t deserve to have that beautiful baby at all..and Howard doesn’t deserve to have anything to do with danilynn either..he is scum. he helped her get high and laughed and video taped her wacked out of her mind..

  6. heaveHo

    Thank god she isnt around to pollute pur tv screen anymore. Stoopid white trash bint. Too stupid to know she had no friends and was being used..and eventually murdered.
    H.K.Stern is a murdering scum who will get his very soon as he over-extends himself trying to scratch up some cash from her dead body.

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