Daniel Smith’s fatal drug overdose may have been instigated by Anna Nicole’s kinda sorta husband and former lawyer, Howard Stern. TMZ reports:
The Coroner in the Bahamas will conduct a formal inquest into the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son. A source in the coroner’s office says that one of the witnesses will testify [that Howard K. Stern] gave Daniel methadone… and flushed the remaining methadone down the toilet after Daniel died. The Coroner made a quick decision to hold the inquiry after getting the police file on the case last Friday.
You know, selling exclusive interviews and pictures to the tabloids to cash in on her son’s death seemed evil enough, but marrying her son’s murderer is just plain demonic deviltry. And I know that’s redundant, so all the grammarians out there can shove it up their asses. I wouldn’t be surprised if Anna’s head started spinning around and she started speaking in Latin when she’s called to testify. Come to think of it, the one time I watched “The Anna Nicole Show,” I spontaneously urinated in the middle of the floor and barfed up a lot of green vomit. It could have been the bottle of Absinthe and the couple of Clozapine I’d had for dinner, but I’m pretty sure it was because Anna Nicole is the devil.