Kanye West was at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Monday night, but noticeably absent was his famewhore girlfriend Kim Kardashian. That’s because she was BANNED FROM ATTENDING by legendary Vogue editor Anna Wintour herself. Buuuuuuurn! According to Radar Online:

“Anna hates Kim,” a source says. “Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all. The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!”

“Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie,” the source says. “She would of done anything to be there with all the A-listers.”

And if banning Kim from the Gala weren’t reason enough to stand up and applaud Anna Wintour, she ices the cake of cuntery with this glove slap to the cheek:

“Anna Wintour would allow Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue over her dead body… as long as Anna in charge you will NOT see Kim on Vogue.”

Also invited to the Gala that Kim was banned from attending? Victoria’s Secret model Anja Rubik. And after seeing her dress, you can rest assured that it’s no coincidence her last name rhymes with “pubic.” That dress is one misstep on a hem away from being full-frontal on the red carpet.

I see London, I see France, I see Anja’s… wait, no I don’t: