Mujaheddin soldiers could be torturing my Gram-Gram with needle-nosed pliers and a acetylene torches and I still couldn’t force myself to watch the new 90210 from start to finish. The fact that AnnaLynne McCord might be in a bikini isn’t carrot enough. I might find a gold tooth in my Gram-Gram’s shit, too, but I’m not about to root around in her diapers. At least not while she’s still wearing them. I have standards, you know!
With Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes on the beach in L.A. (more pics after the jump):
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
