A FOURTH man has now come forward alleging that he was sexually assaulted by John Travolta, only this guy is a personal trainer instead of a masseur or a cabin boy on a cruise ship. Radar Online says:

“The gym employee/personal trainer says that John Travolta groped and fondled him against his will,” a source close to the situation [said].

The trainer claims he would open the gym after hours for Travolta when he was on location for a film shoot.

“The gym was opened as a courtesy to John Travolta so that he could avoid the public yet maintain his fitness in this physically challenging role that he was doing at the time.”

In the grand scheme of things, though, “groping and fondling someone against their will” is still better than “performing oral sex on them while they’re asleep,” which is how he sprung his gayness on his “Grease” co-star Jeff Conway. The Daily Mail says:

Travolta allegedly tried to perform the sex act at Conaway’s home in the 1990s, Conaway’s former fiancée told the National Enquirer.

She said that her partner, who played Kenickie in the 1978 hit movie, was so upset with the incident it ended his long-term friendship with the star.

[She claims] Conaway made the claim in a suicide note that was left after a failed bid to kill himself in 2006.

There’s a T-Birds and T-Bagging joke in here somewhere, but it was two-for-ones down at the bowling alley and now my brain hurts when I think. Sorry about that. Just give me a courtesy chuckle, I’ll deftly avoid any eye contact, and we can both be on our way and forget this ever happened. Just pretend we’re Johnny Depp and the last three “Pirates of the Caribbean.”