Ashley Greene always looks so elegant and refined. I can totally see why she was cast as Jackie O in that new Kennedy biopic. She’d also make a good Patella in Venusian Vampire Vixens, my new original screenplay about these vixens from Venus who — wait for it! — are also vampires. I’m currently hand-writing it out on the backs of the notices the sheriff taped to the door informing me that she’d taken out a restraining order against me. That way she’ll know who it’s from.

Ashley’s wearing a Michael Kors dress and Giuseppe Zanotti platform peep-toe pumps, but it you don’t have five grand to blow on an outfit, there’s a Moschino version of her dress here and just-as-pretty-but-half-the-price House of Harlow pumps here.

Arriving to Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday:

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News