Ashley Greene Naked Pictures
I was out of town visiting my redneck family over the weekend (thanks to Sonya and Sarah for covering for me these past few days!), and while I was downloading these pictures of Twilight’s Ashley Greene naked, my uncle peered over my shoulder and said, “Woo-wee! Looks like somebody done caught herself a case of the nekkids!” And I thought to myself, “Can I say it any better than that?” The answer is no. No, I can’t. My uncle’s like the fucking Poet Laureate of Appalachia. So take off your hat and show some respect in the presence of greatness, bitches!
UNSEXY UDPDATE: So lawyers are real boner-killers.