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Ashley Judd is Getting Divorced, Probably Because of That Hair, and Other News

After more than a decade of marriage, actress Ashley Judd and race car driver Dario Franchitti are going their separate ways. They told People magazine in a statement:

“We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed.”

First Ashley gained a bunch of weight, and now her marriage is over. I can’t wait to see what Wynonna has in store for her third wish!

In other news…

Cat GIFS: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. (Mandatory)

Lindsay Lohan forgot to self-tan the bottom half, because vodka makes remembering hard. (The Stir)

Step-by-step instructions and list of products needed to re-create Julie Bowen’s SAG Awards makeup. Notice nobody mentioned re-creating the dress. (Fab Over 40)

Jessica Hart is a perfect example of wabi-sabi. (Daily Stab)

Lindsay Lohan and her mother get rejected from “several” L.A. hotels this week, because the only thing worse than a crackhead is a crackhead with its crackhead mother. (Celebitchy)

Alec Baldwin knocked up his new wife, world collectively sighs “ew.” (Celeb Slam)

Watch a reporter totally burn a drunk chick on live TV by asking her “So, how long have you had an STD?” (Gawker)

Nobody wanted to see Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet’s new movie this month. (Huffington Post)

So which was Rihanna’s bigger mistake: taking back Chris Brown, or those pentagon sunglasses? (Moe Jackson)

Bullet-shaped rings aren’t just for the Bloods anymore! (Hollywood Rag)

Chis Brown’s ex-girlfried is just as classy as she seemed. (Hollywood PQ)

The twenty-five best American canned beers, because the Super Bowl’s this weekend! (COED Magazine)