Ashton & Demi Go Camping to Save Their Marriage

If your marriage is falling apart around you thanks to years of infidelity and deceit, there’s no better way to resuscitate it than with a marriage counselor nice campfire and an old-fashioned weenie roast. That’s just what Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore did during their “Kabbalah retreat” into the woods this weekend, and look how happy they are. Well, not in this picture per se. I think they were both given enemas before the photographer snapped that one. The Daily Mail says:

The Kabbalah devotee apologized for his behavior to his wife on Yom Kippur, the holy day of atonement for Jews.

Two days before their campfire heart-to-heart they attended a Kabbalah service in Los Angeles together.

Though they sat on opposite sides of the aisle, Kutcher greeted his wife with a hug after the service, and they reportedly walked out with their arms round each other.

They have also been spotted wearing their wedding rings.

Well, like my grandpa always said, there’s nothing that can’t be fixed with s’mores. Oh, wait… I think it was actually whores. Nothing that can’t be fixed with whores. Sorry about that.

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