Ashton Kutcher got busted cheating with a bunch of skanks and his wife filed for divorce yesterday, but Men’s Health still thinks you’re interested in his relationship advice. Like getting flying tips from the Hindenburg. Radar Online says:
Kutcher’s quotes were made before the split was official.
When asked the best advice that he’d ever gotten, Ashton replied: “I think it’s all about working on the relationship and making it better … when it’s good. Don’t wait for a problem to work on things. The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”
Ashton’s final comment could be easily translated as a dig at soon-to-be ex-wife Demi — when asked to finish the sentence, “I could never be with a woman who…”
Kutcher replied, “Wow, that’s tough. I could never be with a woman who felt like she needed to change me.”
Damn those demanding bitches! Always whining about something, I tell you! It’s always, “Quit screwing random whores” this, and “you gave me another STD” that. Ashton deserves a fucking medal for sticking with that shrew for so long.
Rihanna in a photoshoot for her new album, Talk That Talk, because if I wanted to see an unshaven, smarmy face, I’d go look at my husband:
