Former Hooters waitress and this season’s Bachelor Beard winner Vienna Girardi will be posing for Playboy sometime this year. I’m sure
thousands hundreds tens of men are just drooling with anticipation right now. Radar Online says:
“I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,” Vienna [reveals].
“The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with [Bachelor star] Jake [Pavelka],” Vienna says.
She hopes she’ll score $250,000 for the spread. “I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!”
$250,000 for the poor man’s Ashley Tisdale? That’s about $249,999 too much. I’ve seen inflatable sex dolls that were better looking than this broad. Maybe she won’t actually be facing the cameras in any of the pictures.
UPDATE: Apparently this is news to Playboy, because they just publicly announced that they never made her an offer. Fortunately, Ugly Attention Whore Magazine still needs an August cover girl.
See pictures of her with a face-full of penis at TMZ; palate cleanser Irina Shayk in Ocean Drive Magazine below because she doesn’t have a beak like a pterodactyl: