Former Hooters waitress and this season’s Bachelor Beard winner Vienna Girardi will be posing for Playboy sometime this year. I’m sure thousands hundreds tens of men are just drooling with anticipation right now. Radar Online says:
“I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,” Vienna [reveals].
“The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with [Bachelor star] Jake [Pavelka],” Vienna says.
She hopes she’ll score $250,000 for the spread. “I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!”
$250,000 for the poor man’s Ashley Tisdale? That’s about $249,999 too much. I’ve seen inflatable sex dolls that were better looking than this broad. Maybe she won’t actually be facing the cameras in any of the pictures.
UPDATE: Apparently this is news to Playboy, because they just publicly announced that they never made her an offer. Fortunately, Ugly Attention Whore Magazine still needs an August cover girl.
See pictures of her with a face-full of penis at TMZ; palate cleanser Irina Shayk in Ocean Drive Magazine below because she doesn’t have a beak like a pterodactyl:
GREAT wonk-eye photo.
I never heard this bitch’s name until she broke with…whoever. I’ll be glad when I stop hearing it every day.
Who is this buttface? What the hell is she famous for?
Remember: if she appears naked in the magazine, the amount they actually pay her is much less than what is formally reported to the media.
That’s pretty much SOP for Playboy and the publicists of these women.
New Playboy makes me sad. Old playboy makes me hard. Either way, in the old days chicks like this would be getting naked for free.
Correction:
“This is the first we’ve heard of Vienna Girardi appearing on the cover of Playboy. We are not in negotiations with her and have not made her an offer,” a publicist for the men’s mag said in a brief statement this afternoon.
Even Playboy in its current state still has standards.