Yes. Best mug shot ever. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against Cleveland Browns star Desmond Bryant after he attempted to break into a neighbor’s house because he was so drunk he didn’t remember where he lived. The Mail Online says:
Bryant told police that he thought he was at his home when a taxi dropped him off after a night of drinking in Miami in the early morning hours of February 24.
But it wasn’t his house. It was the home of Isaac Bakar, a 43-year-old contractor who thought the massive athlete was there to rob the place.
Mr Bakar struggled to hold the door to keep the 6’6″ and 311-pound defensive lineman from entering while his wife called 911.
The Bakars charge that Bryant tried to break down the door, and even ripped off a door handle.
The paper reported that Bryant was still furiously punching at the door when cops arrived.
That must have been absolutely horrifying. Just imagine what it would be like to hear a noise at your door in the middle of the night and look out the peephole and that’s the face that’s screaming back at you in a blind rage. He’s Lenny from Of Mice and Men in the body of The Gimp from Pulp Fiction combined with the power of whiskey. That’s a pretty terrifying combination of IQ points, alcohol and brute strength.