Beyonce Got Fat
It’s been three years since Beyonce released her last album, and if you wonder what she’s been doing all that time, I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. Right now I’m tipping back an imaginary bottle and doing that “drinky-drinky” thing with my hand. Only it’s not a pretend bottle of beer, it’s a jar of mayonnaise, and that drinky-drinky thing looks more like I’m shoveling in an entire pound cake with both hands and crying.
Shooting her new music video in L.A. yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures