Beyonce Got Fat

It’s been three years since Beyonce released her last album, and if you wonder what she’s been doing all that time, I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. Right now I’m tipping back an imaginary bottle and doing that “drinky-drinky” thing with my hand. Only it’s not a pretend bottle of beer, it’s a jar of mayonnaise, and that drinky-drinky thing looks more like I’m shoveling in an entire pound cake with both hands and crying.

Shooting her new music video in L.A. yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

19 Reader Comments

  1. Brittany

    …Is this honestly what you think of as fat? I hope it’s just faux-bitchiness and comedy because Kirstie Alley is fat, not Beyonce.

  2. Warren G

    I think you mean PHAT, because she looks amazing, as always. I hope this is faux-snark, because if not, you are delusional.

  3. No, just no

    Uucch, for gods sake, beyonce isnt fat, shes beautiful, and I dont understand why people over-estimate the meaning of the word fat. Fat, is when someone is just over the standard weight for their age, curvy however, is when their indeed NOT fat, but the best damn thing you could be :) fat is such a horrible word….

  4. leonie

    im bigger than that and people call me skinny i dont understand i was thinking she was the thinnest person ive ever seen does that MEAN IM HUGE!!!!!???????????

  5. trollolololol

    uh… i gotta admit i saw her new music video ‘Countdown’
    and i had to google “is beyonce fat 2011?”
    because she looks HUGE in that video..
    real spit.
    she’s let herself go.

  6. Donna

    yes, she’s fat, always has been, it’s the support stockings she wears that has controlled it but now she just look big, period.

  7. France

    And people wonder why we have anorexic people in this world, it’s because you call people like her fat. Your just sad

  8. France

    Anyway she was pregnant, how about you guys just leave someone alone for once even if she was large how would it effect your life ?

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