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Beyonce Got Fat

It’s been three years since Beyonce released her last album, and if you wonder what she’s been doing all that time, I think I’ve got a pretty good idea. Right now I’m tipping back an imaginary bottle and doing that “drinky-drinky” thing with my hand. Only it’s not a pretend bottle of beer, it’s a jar of mayonnaise, and that drinky-drinky thing looks more like I’m shoveling in an entire pound cake with both hands and crying.

Shooting her new music video in L.A. yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures