Big at the Teen Choice Awards: Big Prints and Bad Dresses
The Teen Choice Awards were last night, and while I’m sure you didn’t watch and I’m sure I don’t care, it was a spectacular display of fashion fails, the likes of which have not been seen since the red carpet at the London premiere of “The Lone Ranger.” Most of these teens have a stylist, but I think it’s pretty obvious they weren’t about to let another grownup tell them what to wear. Grownups just don’t understand! Teens have gotta express themselves their own way!
Well, my dog expresses herself, too, through her anal glands. As you’ll see in the gallery above, these teens didn’t do much better.