60-year old singer Billy Joel and third wife Katie Lee, 27, are getting a divorce. The Examiner says

Joel’s rep said: “After nearly five years of marriage Billy Joel & Katie Lee Joel have decided to separate. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. Billy & Katie remain caring friends with admiration and respect for each other.

But of course, there’s more to all this than mutual admiration and eternal pledges of friendship:

The 60-year-old singer has been jealous of his wife’s relationship with another man.

Is anyone really surprised by this? Here’s a beautiful woman entering her sexual prime, and he’s a goblin with old man penis. A rich goblin with old man penis, yes, but still a goblin with old man penis nonetheless. Too bad you can’t diddle a woman with your bank account.

Katie in a bikini and at some fancy party: