James Bond Fans are Losers
I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that a group of James Bond fans have launched a website to protest British actor Daniel Craig replacing Pierce Brosnan in the 007 film franchise, and boycott Casino Royale, the forthcoming Bond movie.
“EON Productions angered fans around the world when they fired Pierce Brosnan at the height of his popularity as Bond,” said a statement on the site. “To add insult to injury, EON cast a short, blond, odd-looking Daniel Craig in the role of Bond. Craig, described by The New York Times as having a ‘pale, flattened face and large, fleshy ears’ is a terrible choice for Bond. If EON Productions and Sony Pictures will not accept they’ve made a big mistake, then Bond fans promise to boycott Casino Royale!”
What a bunch of idiots. If they’re not happy with the casting, why the hell did they wait so long before protesting? Anyway, these morons’ cause is pathetic because James Bond movies became tacky when Sean Connery left the role. It was 40 years ago.
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