If the cast remains intact, Brokeback Mountain 2 will probably be the highest grossing sequel ever. [Cityrag]
Prostitute Jordan and man whore Peter Andre like to ensure that they look like clowns when they go out together. [GossipJockey]
Nicole Richie is as thin as the chair she’s sitting on and as sexy as diarrhea. Someone please feed […]

Do you know why Jessica Simpson scratches her head when she wakes up in the morning? Because she doesn’t have balls.
More blonde hair after the jump.
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Harrison Ford hates the Internet because he fears that people spread malicious gossip about him. The actor says:
“The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? Any kind of rubbish goes on […]

Naomi Campbell just got arrested for accusing her housekeeper of stealing a pair of $200 Chip & Pepper jeans and then throwing a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry against her head. She smiles because she knows that money can solve and buy everything. And the cops smile because they’re hanging out with a supermodel. What we got here […]

Courtney Love has reportedly sold 25% of Nirvana’s back catalogue to Larry Mestel, a music mogul. When the sale was rumoured earlier this year, U2 singer Bono was in the frame but it appears that meetings between Bono and Love came to nothing. Courtney says:
“We’re going to remain very tasteful, and we’re going to retain […]

Even if Christina Aguilera is drunk as hell, her pervert husband still plans on having sex with her. On a side note, he (I don’t remember his name and I don’t give a fuck) looks like Doby the Elf. [The Bastardly]
Kate Moss is rumoured to have “adopted” Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life […]

Whitney Houston went from diva to half-toothless crack addict. Here a some facts about her taken from a story in The National Enquirer:

Whitney hallucinates and sees “demons” when she’s high. She bites and beats herself black-and-blue but blames the “Devil” for the injuries. “The Devil be hitting me,” Whitney reportedly told Brown.
When Whitney’s mom, Cissy, […]

I have to admit I’m totally addicted to Pete Doherty. This guy fucking rules. Today Page Six reports that Kate Moss‘ crack-smoking ex has a new hobby:
The Babyshambles frontman is buying old Jaguars, parking them illegally and buying replacements when they get towed away. He’s now gone through eight Jags in as many weeks, London’s […]

Tori’s boyfriend, Dean McDermott, has a tattoo of her manly face on his upper arm. But he’s not dating that girl for her ugly face, is he? Did I mention the boobies? Have you seen her new show “Notorious“? Are monkeys there yet? Wtf am I saying? Are you still reading this? Arrr!
More dilemma after […]

Michael Lohan, who is currently serving time in jail for drunk driving and aggravated assault, told The National Enquirer that he’s tired of reading stories about his daughter’s love life and he wants her to start dating Wilmer Valderrama again. He says:
“Lindsay is linked with a lot of different guys in print - most of […]