Lindsay Lohan’s Dad is a Pimp
Michael Lohan, who is currently serving time in jail for drunk driving and aggravated assault, told The National Enquirer that he’s tired of reading stories about his daughter’s love life and he wants her to start dating Wilmer Valderrama again. He says:
“Lindsay is linked with a lot of different guys in print - most of them are just people she bumps into in clubs. None of them mean a thing to her. I always found Wilmer a cut above the other guys she dated. When I met him he was a gentleman and very respectful to her. I like that.”
Lindsay’s father is definitely deranged. He probably heard Wilmer giving up major dirt on the Hollywood celebs he’s “dated” and bragging he has an 8 inches dick during a recent interview with Howard Stern. Wanting to give your daughter’s ass to a giant penis which has already seen more pussy than a gynaecologist will see in his entire life is insane.
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