Quickies: Drink And Drive

Even if Christina Aguilera is drunk as hell, her pervert husband still plans on having sex with her. On a side note, he (I don’t remember his name and I don’t give a fuck) looks like Doby the Elf. [The Bastardly]
Kate Moss is rumoured to have “adopted” Lindsay Lohan to help her get her life back together. What a great idea! Four nostrils can snort more cocaine! [Hollywoodtuna]
Keira Knightley has turned 21, and she’s now free to drink and drive like a crazy mofo. [Egotastic!]

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