Jessica Simpson is a Baywatch Babe
Apr
04
2006
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I’ve been excited the last few weeks about rumors of a Baywatch movie. And now I’m even more excited to learn that the role played bouncily by Pamela Anderson will be taken by Jessica Simpson. A source said:
“Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role. Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi’s part her own.”
Jessica has the life buoys needed for the job. But I wonder if David Hasselhof, who played Mitch Buchannon in the original series, will bring his package in for the remake.
OK, I like her alright, but can she do anything original? Even a movie that’s not a remake. I know she has ‘Employee of the Month’ or some crap coming out, but come on. So manufactured.