Kate Beckinsale has a nice plumber’s butt. [Egotastic!]
Mariah Carey’s legs are way overpriced. [Hollywoodtuna]
Britney Spears shouldn’t wear g-strings. [The Bastardly]
Jessica Simpson purchases ‘Team Jessica’ t-shirts. [The Post Chronicle]
If Brett Ratner is shit, can we call him Shatner? [Thighs Wide Shut]
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Me: Damn, I just dropped my pencil.
Eva: Wait, I’ll lean forward and pick it up for you, so you can stare at my boobs.
Me: Thanks, Eva.
Eva: You’re welcome, sexy pirate.
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Here’s a pirated video of the theatrical teaser trailer for the B-movie turned into summer cult film “Snakes on a Plane.” So bad it’s brilliant. Don’t forget to check the official site for the movie, which hits theaters on August 18.
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Emma: Stop staring at my pink tights or I’ll shoot! I’m not legal, you perverts!
The Asian Girl: Back off or I shit on your face!
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Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who was sentenced for violating probation terms after her drunken driving arrest in Hawaii, was released from jail early after serving exactly 4 hours and 27 minutes of a 60-day sentence due to lockup overcrowding.
“It was very disappointing for our prosecutors to see a two-time offender check in to jail just long […]

I’d like to remind you that Christina Milian is still one of the world’s sexiest girl. [Usemycomputer]
Joss Stone wears a bikini, drinks beer, makes the news. [Hollywoodtuna]
Adriana Lima in a bikini is not really news. But I like that. [Egotastic!]
You don’t really want to see bikini pictures of Nicole Richie. [Mollygood]
Where is PETA when you […]

Rachel Bilson: Where I am? Is this Hollywood? Am I still a whore? Damn, my head hurts.
More pics after the jump.
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Paris Hilton, whose life consists in snorting coke, dumping Greek heirs and forgetting the name of her own video game, is now a singer. The dumb heiress is planning to release an album which will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip-hop. Her first single will be called “I’m nothing but an attention whore” […]

When Alyssa Milano goes to a baseball game, you can be sure that there will be some action… in men’s pants. Don’t let the dental retainer distract you from the boobies.
More pics after the jump.
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Kelsey Grammer, who plays “Beast” in “X-Men: The Last Stand,” is already looking forward to reprise his role in the sequel and he can’t stop talking about it.
Given the boffo box-office numbers “The Last Stand” did over Memorial Day weekend, Grammer told Page Six that he fully expects Fox to order up a sequel, despite […]