May 17, 2006
Victoria Beckham is Useless

Victoria Beckham is the typical example of a human being who has no purpose in life. Her husband is famous and she’s famous for being the wife of someone famous. She’s totally useless, and that’s why we love her.
More pics after the jump.




Victoria: My name is Victoria but you can call me (wolf whistle).

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
blotto98
well my semi-chub tells me she’s useful for at least ONE thing
May 17th, 2006
a_6ft2_Pirate
My man blotto is right, i’d definitely hit it, even if it was only to sell my story to the news of the world.
May 17th, 2006
gravenhurst
I don’t know. I think David beckham liked the wow factor with Victoria in the begining, but now… Victoria looks too Hollywood. And what I mean by too Hollywood, is all that make-up and sprayed hair and pumped-up fake boobs and Botox. Tammy-Faye Baker comes to mind along with Dolly Parton. Yikes!
All I see of Victoria is some wanna-be Porn Star, washed out because of trying too hard to be beautiful and fabulous. David is just doing the right thing by staying by her side while they raise their child.
Jul 30th, 2006
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