May 19, 2006
Britney Spears Almost Drops Her Baby
Britney Spears stumbled as she was leaving a New York City hotel and almost dropped her poor baby Sean Preston. She was holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left hand as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers and tripped. As usually, she blamed it on the people around and said:
“That’s why I need a gun.”
Accidents like this one could be prevented if instead of constantly holding sugar-sweetened beverages and bags of Cheetos in her right hand, Britney held her baby with both hands. This poor baby should be taken away from her. Now. Save Sean Preston!
Britney trips after the jump.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
maverick
Poor Sean Preston. That kid’ll be lucky if he lives to be five. Social Services, where are you?!?!
May 19th, 2006
SHATTERFACE
SHE NEVER EVEN PUT THE DRINK DOWN
GET THAT KID A HELMET AND NAME YOUR NEXT BABY HAZBEEN
Oct 25th, 2006
ME
BRITNEY USED TOO BE THE BEST … ITS ALL THE JELOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT MAKES THEM QUIT !!
Apr 17th, 2007
sally
look britney is a person we all f up some time do you ever think that if she not got poeple in her face taking pictures that dont help . how do we no she did not trip just cus she gat a glass dont mean she was drink it could be water or anything people jump to the wrost though ever dont read a book by the cover.
Jan 23rd, 2008
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