Paris Hilton Plans to Release Hip-Hop album
Paris Hilton, whose life consists in snorting coke, dumping Greek heirs and forgetting the name of her own video game, is now a singer. The dumb heiress is planning to release an album which will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip-hop. Her first single will be called “I’m nothing but an attention whore” “Stars Are Blind.”
Hilton will also do a remake of the Rod Stewart song “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy?,” she was quoted as saying in the June issue of Hong Kong magazine Prestige. “The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It’s not like I only like pop or only rock. I want to have something for everybody,” Hilton said. “I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.”
My ears are bleeding in anticipation of what will probably be one of the worst attempt at making music ever. I think I’d rather listen to monkeys playing bongos for five consecutive hours than listen to this crap.
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uncgirl
“When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most.”
i think the thing she is most talented at is still being able to coax guys into having sex with her STD-inflamed vadge since it is common knowledge that she’s just a big old whore.
May 30th, 2006
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