Kevin Smith says the lukewarm reviews his latest movie “Clerks 2″ got from critics reminded him of the mediocre grades that his sex partners gave him in bed.

” ‘In line with expectations.’ ‘Respectable.’ ‘Good.’ ‘Passable.’ ‘Lukewarm,’ ” Smith writes on his MySpace Web site. “Not exactly enthusiastic buzzwords - more like the way any woman who’s ever been goodly enough to sleep with me has reviewed my [bleep] smanship.” Still, the director adds, “Was ‘Clerks II’ worth the effort? [Bleep], yes!”

I saw “Clerks 2″ and it was quite funny so I’m sure Kevin must not be such a bad lover. But if there’s a real connection between movie reviews and sexual prowess, then a guy like Colin Farrell must be one of the worst lovers. Ever.

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