Lindsay Lohan has been rushed to the hospital afer she collapsed on the L.A. set of “Georgia Rule” yesterday. According to her publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lohan was “overheated and dehydrated” but she got a vitamin B-12 shot and was released after a few hours. The night before, the hard-partying actress had been out clubbing with new boyfriend Harry Morton.

Even if the temperature reached a whopping 105° Tuesday in Los Angeles, her illness was probably the result of excessive alcohol and drugs consumption. “Firecrotch” needs to cool down.

Sexy golfer Diora Baird does Maxim. I want to be her caddy. [The Bastardly]

Who wants to buy me a “Snakes on a Plane” necklace? [ShopIntuition]

Paul Verhoeven’s new film “Zwartbroek” has nazis, bombs and titties. [Ain't It Cool News]

Madonna doesn’t look like a virgin anymore. [Glizzy]

Avril Lavigne and her metrosexual husband are on their honeymoon. [Celebitchy]

I thought gas pumping couldn’t get any sexier than when Mena Suvari went to the gas station. That was until I saw these pictures of Denise Richards wearing a sexy swimsuit at a gas station. I guess it’s for a photoshoot because I’m pretty convinced she usually doesn’t go to gas stations dressed like a hooker. Imagine if gas stations had girls dressed like that to handle the pumps, people would probably spend all day driving so that they could fill their gas tank twenty times a day. I know I would.

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Scarlett Johansson, who has already signed a multi-million dollar contract L’Oreal, has now teamed up with Reebok to design a retro-inspired clothing and footwear range called Scarlett “Hearts” Rbk. The footwear and clothing line will be available from Spring 2007 and Scarlett herself will model the collection in a global ad campaign. Paul Harrington, Reebok’s President and chief executive said:

“Reebok is thrilled to partner with Scarlett because she is a world-renowned style icon and truly an inspiration for today’s young women. Scarlett embodies the pulse points of our brand - individuality, authenticity and a life lived to the fullest in perpetual motion. These characteristics make her the perfect fit for our new women’s footwear and apparel collection and also for our exciting new women’s campaign.”

These official press releases are utterly boring. Why can’t these companies’ CEOs be honest for once in their life and say: “I hired Scarlett because she has the best rack in Hollywood and because in the fucked-up world we live in, nice boobies can help sell shoes.”

Natalie Portman doesn’t look happy on these pictures. She’s pissed off at the paparazzi and it looks like she’s trying to use the Force on them to push them back. The problem is that no paparazzi has ever been stopped by rude language, obscene gestures, threats, bodyguards, pleas or beggings. The Force is strong with the paparazzi because they need those pics to feed their kids. And I need these pics of Natalie to feed you gossip whores.

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According to NY Daily News, Madonna demands a new toilet seat at every venue she plays.

“It must be wrapped in plastic so her people can open it, and then she demands it to be disposed of immediately after she leaves the venue so no one can sell it on eBay.”

I understand why she wants clean toilet seats, but why doesn’t she let people sell them on eBay to make some money? If I was a star, I wouldn’t mind if poor people got richer by selling a toilet seat I’ve been sitting on or the air I breathed. Damn, I would even let them sell my own shit and I would walk down the streets to offer my boogers to hobos so they can buy something to eat.

Katie Holmes smoked a cigarette before making the worst decision ever. [Goldenfiddle]

The temperature in Jackie Guerrido’s world is always hot. [The Bastardly]

Carmen Electra enjoys her new single status with Jamie Foxx. [Page Six]

The “Iron Man” teaser poster is awesome. [Ain't It Cool News]

George Michael gets caught in the woods. Again. [Gossip or Truth]

Jessica Alba walks her dog, makes the news. Because I love her puppies, er, I mean her puppy.

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Kevin Smith says the lukewarm reviews his latest movie “Clerks 2″ got from critics reminded him of the mediocre grades that his sex partners gave him in bed.

” ‘In line with expectations.’ ‘Respectable.’ ‘Good.’ ‘Passable.’ ‘Lukewarm,’ ” Smith writes on his MySpace Web site. “Not exactly enthusiastic buzzwords - more like the way any woman who’s ever been goodly enough to sleep with me has reviewed my [bleep] smanship.” Still, the director adds, “Was ‘Clerks II’ worth the effort? [Bleep], yes!”

I saw “Clerks 2″ and it was quite funny so I’m sure Kevin must not be such a bad lover. But if there’s a real connection between movie reviews and sexual prowess, then a guy like Colin Farrell must be one of the worst lovers. Ever.

Something very strange happened this morning. I went to do some grocery shopping and I ran into Lindsay Lohan. I took the opportunity to ask her what happened at Jeremy Piven’s birthday party. But before I ended my sentence, she laughed hysterically before disappearing into a cloud of STDs. As I write this, I still have no idea why Lindsay is posing half naked in front of what appears to be a bathroom.

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Are Scarlett Johansson and Wilmer Valderrama an item? The former sitcom star had already been seen cavorting in the Hamptons with the 21-year-old actress at his side earlier this month and now they’ve been spotted downing kamikaze shots with P. Diddy at Marquee until 4:30 a.m. Scarlett is still officially linked with Josh Hartnett, and she recently said she’s very happy in her current relationship.

If Scarlett was really happy in her relationship, she wouldn’t spend most of her free time partying with a man who had sex with every major starlet in Hollywood. I’m sure she already took a rollercoaster ride on his 8-inch Latin love rocket.

Check out the Spider-Man 3 character posters from Comic-Con. [Ain't It Cool News]

Kate Beckinsale goes to the school fair. [The Bastardly]

Everybody’s watching “Nobody’s Watching.” [MercuryNews]

Why buy bags when you can borrow them? [Bag Borrow or Steal]

The Celebrity Toolbar could replace the Google Toolbar. [Starware Entertainment]