Suri Cruise’s First Poop
There is still no proof that Suri Cruise exists, but at least her fecal matter does. Daniel Edwards, the artist behind the sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth, unveiled a bronze sculpture of Suri’s first poop yesterday and it’s now up for sale on eBay.
“Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art. A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”
Some people want to buy a celebrity shit. Okay. Some people want to buy a bronze sculpture of a celebrity shit. Mmm, okay. But why would people want to buy a bronze sculpture of the shit of a celebrity baby that doesn’t even exist. Why?
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davidkesting
Thank you for your recent article concerning our exhibition of “Suri Cruise’s First Poop” and its corresponding eBay auction. Unfortunately the gallery was in a move to ensure the sanctity of the auction, had to re-list the item, despite achieving an auction price of over US $7000 dollars. The new ebay auction is being held at: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200023169600
This was done in an effort to ensure the galleries dedication to making this auction run a smoothly as possible and that we will not participate in, nor support malicious bidders, or tactics to inflate the price of Daniel Edwards’ artwork.
We expect the item to sell for well over the previous listed mark, and hope that our efforts to secure this auction will reflect our good intentions to Daniel’s collectors. Please note this is the bronzed original that is being auctioned and is not a duplicate or copy.
If at all possible please take this moment to update any existing links on your website to point to our new eBay auction address: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200023169600
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter
David Kesting
Capla Kesting Fine Art
121 Roebling St
Brooklyn NY 11211
Sep 1st, 2006
crabbie
How about a bronze sculpture of the crap that keeps coming out of Tom Cruise’s mouth?
http://slam-cut.blogspot.com
Sep 4th, 2006
jessica albright
putting a picture of a bronzed sculpture of a piece of poop especially of a baby, is absolutely disgusting. i really dont understand why someone would do that in the first place. i also cant believe that the cruises arent even keeping the sculpture…THEYRE SELLING IT ON EBAY!!! can we say weird.
Jan 6th, 2007
ur a retard
can somebody come over and bronze some of my shit?. my dogs got a bunch in the backyard too, do you think it could sell on ebay for 7000 dollars?
Jan 6th, 2007
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