Nicole Richie doesn’t have a problem with anorexia; she has a problem with meth.  Get it straight, CNN.  (Celebitchy)
Whose celebrity nipple is that?  I’ll give you a hint:  she smells like salmon and has hepatitis C.  (MollyGood)
Working with Bob Saget really fucked up the Full House kids.  (Best Week Ever)
Being smothered by Kelly Brooks’ breasts is the […]

Britney Spears has axed her longtime publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick and commandeered her own public relations campaign, according to World Entertainment Network News.
Sloane-Zelnick, who is also Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, has been on hiatus since early September — you might remember the awesome job Britney did on her self-managed Today Show interview in which she chomped on gum, made finger quotes about seventeen times, and spilled her […]

Before I get a slew of frothy comments telling me what a stupid jealous bitch I am, let me say first that I do think Jessica Alba is pretty. That said, it’s amazing what a little makeup does for a girl, because I wouldn’t have given this chick a sideways glance if I saw her […]

Lindsay Lohan has made a new enemy out of the chauffeur who found her missing Hermes bag earlier this month. The overpriced purse was returned to her with her million dollar’s worth of jewelry, her asthma medicine, and probably her sizable stash of cocaine intact, but Lindsay didn’t bother to send a thank-you note or […]

Remember how yesterday I said that Mischa Barton had finally redeemed herself? Well, I take it all back. She showed up at the Chanel-hosted “Marie Antoinette” after party the very next day in what appeared to be some shredded gift paper over a tweed skirt. I figure it took hours of digging to find the […]

Tired of breaking into cars for some for some “discounted” CDs?  Hit up MTV’s Spankin’ Free Music this week and download songs for free.  (MTV)
Mary Kate Olsen is Max Headroom’s bastard daughter .  (I’m Not Obsessed)
Victoria Beckham has the most natural-looking breast implants I’ve ever seen.  Hats off to her surgeon.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kate Moss can’t keep her nose […]

Every time I’ve seen Mischa Barton in the last few months she looked like a hobo stuck in a 70’s time warp. I found it hard to believe someone with thighs like a relief map of the planet Mars and the fashion sense of Janet from “Three’s Company” could have ever been considered a […]

Kate Beckinsdale showed up to the German premiere of her new movie “Click” wearing a garbage bag with an elastic cinch bottom. Or maybe parachute pants have found a way to morph into evening dresses. Or perhaps it’s a gigantic black satin shower cap she somehow fashioned into a gown.
Well, whatever it is, it’s hideous.
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People reported yesterday that a lethal combination of Lexapro, Zoloft and Methadone caused the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel. The drugs’ interaction caused a cardiac dysrhythmia. Pathologist Cyril Wecht told People:
“In my opinion it’s an accidental death… Daniel was taking three drugs and not a large dose of a single […]

Singer Pink is being featured in the “Snapshot Photo Project” in support of October 11th’s “National Coming Out Day” — a day to honor homosexuals living openly in America. The Human Rights Campaign site says:
“Anyone can participate by downloading a “Talk About It” sign, and taking a digital picture of themselves with their sign along […]