Mena Suvari Gets a Taste of Fashion Week

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Mena Suvari worked some brand-new bangs and some serious tongue at Fashion Week in New York. I’m not sure what’s worse in this picture — the Dorothy-Hamil-Meets-Princess-Leia hairstyle; the tongue-slurping, nostril-grazing kiss; or the fact that Mena and company coordinated their outfits.

Where I come from, there’s really only one thing you can do with a guy who dresses like his woman, and it involves a baseball bat and a shovel. And a case of Old Milwaukee. Sometimes a pair of ladies’ pumps and a freshly-shorn sheep.

On second thought, I may have that confused with the summer I spent with Grandpappy Melvin and the ex-carnies who lived behind the Piggly Wiggly. I don’t want to talk about it.

More pics of the tongue-y twinsies after the jump

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. She’s just tryin’ to suck the girl outta him. A girl does what she can.

  2. That’s the least sexy kiss ever. And I’m including those “you have go to give your auntie so-and-so a kiss at the family reunion” kisses that little kids have to deal with.

  3. Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Double gross yuck!
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