Kate Winslet Loves Jude Law
Oscar-nominee Kate Winslet really thinks Jude Law is a swell guy, according to today’s Post Chronicle. Kate and Jude just wrapped shooting “All the King’s Men” together, and she says of the blue-eyed Brit:
“Jude’s a brilliant guy and an amazing actor - he’s an extraordinary combination. He’s unbelievably powerful and passionate and so intricately subtle… [watching him is] breathtaking.”
Um, no. I’ve seen pictures of Jude Law’s penis, and he is neither extraordinary nor breathtaking. In fact, “unbelievably powerful” are the very last words that come to mind. It looks more like a little mouse set to scurry away from a overgrown thicket of pubic hair. I guess calling him “breathtaking” is a very clever way of saying “you’ll laugh at his tiny genitals until you can’t breathe.”
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Italian Stallion
Maybe he was in the pool like Costanza, you know shrinkage…….
Sep 15th, 2006
evil bunny
hey, stallion!
i’m actually scared to look at that particular member.
oh, not yours. the other one. okay, maybe yours, too, but for totally different reasons.
but isn’t she also a brit? i think they have lower standards. altho not as low as the french.
sorry.
maybe the 3-martini lunch has gone out of fashion. does anyone know? i haven’t left the house in a couple of years.
Sep 15th, 2006
gossipmogul
If Jude would sleep with sienna miller why not kate winslet. celebritypuke dot com shizam!!
Sep 18th, 2006
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