Lindsay Lohan Gets Dumped
Harry Morton gave rumored fiancee Lindsay Lohan the old heave-ho last week, despite Lindsay’s rep declaring the two are still a couple. A source tells People:
“Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont … She was too much drama. Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into.”
Lindsay was seen weeping on the patio of Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, so either Thursday is “crying while eating day,” or else she indeed got dumped. That’s what happens when you don’t do anything about your freckles and your unusually small teeth. You get dumped. Lindsay should have focused more on “being pretty” instead of partying all the time. Or maybe focused on “standing in front of a moving bus.” I think that could’ve helped.
More pics of Lindsay channeling 1986 after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Lumpy Sludge
♫ ♪ She’s a maniac, maniac that’s for sure…
and she’s dancin’ like she’s never danced before! ♪ ♫
Sep 25th, 2006
Midnight
Why does this not shock me? Lindsay looks like she is over him already.
Sep 25th, 2006
kylie
I just wanted to say something about the words posted under this heading. Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with freckles. They are pretty and unique. So to say she should have done something about her freckles is just immature and ignorant.
Sep 25th, 2006
sonya
Freckles on tan people are cute. Freckles on pasty people like Hohan look like a bajillion red ticks lodged into the skin. But that’s just my opinion.
Sep 25th, 2006
abby
Nope, freckles are ugly. So is Lindsay Lohan. Only ugly people say things like “immature” and “ignorant” in regards to freckles. They make bleaching cream for a reason, Kylie. I’m guessing an ugly redhead with freckles posted here today.
Lindsay, is that you?
Sep 25th, 2006
petemclochness
Why even bother leaving a comment calling us imaature and ignorant? Just go somewhere else, like kittensandrainbows.com. It’s probably safe and happy over there.
Sep 25th, 2006
Hildy
If they are broken up, does this mean he isn’t going ahead with his new Hot sauce for his Pink Taco’s called “Fire Crotch” sauce?
Heeee heee….couldn’t resist!
Sep 25th, 2006
Hildy
Yes, and that also means he isn’t going ahead with his plans for a steak house called the “Freckled Beaver”!
Sep 25th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Don’t make fun of freckles, waaaaahhhhhhh………….LOL
Sep 26th, 2006
sodoyoulikestuff
abby- only ugly people relish in pointing out flaws in other people. Fair enough, some people think freckles are ugly, others don’t, but it’s not necessary to jump up someones (kylie’s) ass for saying that they find it offensive, and implying that she must be ugly just because she did just that is really hypocritical. It was a pretty stupid thing to suggest her freckles were the cause of the demise of their relationship- it’s not like he only suddenly discovered a few days ago that she had freckles and hence dumped her. Before you post a witty reply about how I must be ugly or covered in freckles as well, please restrain as you would simply be embarassing yourself as I am neither.
Sep 26th, 2006
matt
freckles are fucking beautiful@
Jan 20th, 2007
Judith
Freckles are beautiful!! the only ugly thing about Lindsay’s freckles (or anyones for that matter) is that she tries to cover them up! Every single person on the planet is beautiful! I truly believe that! The only reason a certain body type shape or pattern is considered ugly is because society has made it so! Freckles are unique, and absolutley adoreable! no one should diss someone else on a factor that they cant help at all. No one chooses to have freckles, but its the heart that counts.
Feb 8th, 2007
sapphire
I belive frekles are beautiful, i have them on my arms back and legs and get more than enough attention from men! I am a part time model as well, so they cant be that bad, I think its discusting how people can call frekles ugly…. your the ugly boring small minded ones in my opinion, grow up and realise that regardless of frekles or no frekles beauty really is skin deep and in the eye of the beholder, Life would be very boring if we were all the same wouldnt it? sapphire.
Jun 3rd, 2008
jane
Freckles are great….especially like hers. It’s different from the same old same old look most people have like blonde and tan or brown hair and tan…blah blah blan another Latino girl in the mall…yeah!
Aug 1st, 2008
ANNA
yeah you guys are right i think freckles are great, ive got plenty of freckles on my face and used to be self conscious about them until i was scouted for a modelling career because of my apparently ’summery and beachy’ appearance. i think lindsay goes way overboard with her makeup etc but you gotta admit that when it comes down to it she is a really good looking girl!
id JUST love to know what you girls dissing her look like!!
Aug 4th, 2008
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