Brad Pitt strips down and gets wet for Vanity Fair’s first ever art issue.  (ICYDK)
In honor of Halloween, a list of celebrity grave sites at which to sacrifice your black cat.  (I’m Not Obsessed)
Jessica Simpson looks like hell.  Fat hell.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Breaking news!  Lucy Liu to show snatch in new movie!  (Popoholic)
Sylvester Stallone is giving […]

Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Olivia Newton-John’s redheaded stepchild for yet another Halloween party this week. Well, I assume she’s going to a Halloween party. Maybe she’s just totally into Jazzercising in high heels. Come to think of it, I used to really be into aerobics and working out and stuff, too, until I […]

Mortal enemies Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler both showed up at the Playboy Halloween Fête this past weekend. TMZ reports
All of the players from one of Hollywood’s most sordid love triangles [Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, and Travis Barker] showed up to Hef’s annual Halloween bash over the weekend and despite the violent history between the ladies, none of them came […]

Viacom C.O. Sumner Redstone opens up about his decision to fire Tom Cruise in the December issue of Vanity Fair.  What does that have to do with that picture of Rebecca Romijn and her dog up there?  Nothing at all, dummy, but a puppy in a hat held by a model trumps pictures of Stubby McGay any […]

Celebrity couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are separating after seven years of marriage and two children together.  The couple’s rep issued the following statement to People magazine:
“We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy […]

Model Devon Aoki makes my pants feel funny.  (The Bastardly)
Nicole Richie passes out at Hyde over the weekend.  So what?  I pass out at Cooter’s Bar and Grill two or three nights a week.  I don’t see what the big freakin’ deal is.  (Celebitchy)
Whitney Houston sober and staging a comeback?  Hell to the naw.  (PopBytes)
If […]

I once toyed with the idea of going gay for “Lost” actress Evangeline Lilly, but I don’t believe I really thought it through. It could have been that I was just enamored with the Evangeline that looked like this and this, and not the real woman behind the makeup and the red carpet dresses. […]

Hulk Hogan’s mannish daughter Brooke isn’t the over-indulgant big spender that Teen People might have led you to believe. Page Six reports
In town promoting her debut album, “Undiscovered,” Brooke Hogan waltzed into the LF store on Fifth Avenue with her wrestler dad and a Teen People camera crew shooting their every move. She spent 90 minutes trying on […]

American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee arrived at the 17th Mercedes-Benz Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday looking positively sex-tastic. I wasn’t even sure that this was the same girl who was on the receiving end of my soda cups and my “Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-Latty” taunts during some of the live AI performance last year, […]

Actress Lindsay Lohan gave a remarkably frank interview to News of the World over the weekend, discussing both her disconcering weight loss and her non-stop whoredom over the past two years. On her stuggle with bulimia, NOTW reveals,
Etched in [Lindsay’s] memory is the most chilling night of her life in 2004 when she was […]