Janet Jackson Channels Her Inner Monk
Janet Jackson attired herself like a slutty Franciscan monk at the launch party for her new album at Tao in Vegas. I managed to score an exclusive interview with the singer shorty after the party began (excerpt below).
Me: So, Janet, what the fuck is up with that hood?
Janet: I’m sorry, do I know you?
Me: God, your face is even weirder in person. You weren’t a burn victim or anything, were you? Jesus… is that thing even a nose? Wow. If I stared at it too long I think I could throw up.
Janet: That’s not even a press pass. That’s a YMCA employee I.D. card. I’m calling security.
Me: That hood makes you look like Mother Teresa’s slutty black cousin.
Then Janet hit me in the face and Tao security escorted me out and broke my left arm. I had to type this whole thing with one hand. It took me six hours and fourteen minutes. You bastards owe me.
More pictures of the slutty monk after the jump.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Sorry about your left arm………I got nothing
Oct 3rd, 2006
easy e
LOL! I hope that wasn’t your jerking off arm.
Oct 3rd, 2006
d. c.
She’s a complete mess. Thanks ever so pal.
Oct 3rd, 2006
petemclochness
She and Micheal look like the evil Magwai from Gremlins.
Oct 3rd, 2006
sonya
Why doesn’t she do us all a favor and pull the hood over her plastic face.
Oct 3rd, 2006
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